He’d Have to Get Under – Get Out and Get Under—To Fix Up His Automobile

Music by Maurice Abrahams

Words by Grant Clarke and Edgar Leslie

 

Johnny O’Connor bought an automobile

He took his sweetheart for a ride one Sunday

Johnny was togged up in his best Sunday clothes

She nestled close to his side

Things went just dandy till he got down the road

Then something happened to the old machinery

That engine got his goat

Off went his hat and coat

Everything needed repairs

 

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He’d have to get under, get out and get under

To fix his little machine

He was just dying to cuddle his queen

But every minute when he’d begin it

He’d have to get under, get out and get under

Then he’d get back at the wheel

A dozen times they’d start to hug and kiss

And then the darned old engine

It would miss

And then he’d have to get under, get out and get under

And fix up his automobile.

 

Millionaire Wilson said to Johnny one day

Your little sweetheart don’t appreciate you  

I have a daughter who is hungry for love

She likes to ride by the way

Johnny had visions of a million in gold,

He took her riding in his little auto,

But ev’ry time that he went to say “marry me,”

‘Twas the old story again

 

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